massive turd


a m-ssive t-rd is used to describe someone who is a downer. someone who is a killjoy. when you want to go out for fun and a friend says they don’t feel like it, that friend can be called a m-ssive t-rd because he or she is being a downer.
hey stephanie don’t be such a m-ssive t-rd, lets go skiing.

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