Massmasturbation
when you m-st-rb-t- at least 16 times a day, on the hour, every hour
and sometimes at 30 mins past the hour.
rumours claim that m-ssmasturbation can cause blind people to regain their sight
(if theres any blind people reading this im not saying its true, believe me iv tried)
ted : did you hear about blind eric?
ted’s imaginary friend : no, what happened?
ted : apparently he was on his 13th m-ssmasturbation of the day when his eyes grew back! the doctor claimed it was a case of m-ssmiracle
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