maSTABate
the act of simultaneously masturbating and stabbing the shaft of one’s p-n-s.
pr-nunciation note: emphasis is on the stab portion of the word.
grandma: hi johnny, so nice to see you again. what have you been up to lately?
lil johnny: i usually just mastabate in my closet.
grandma: that’s not something to say to your grandma, johnny…
lil johnny: shut up you old b-tch!
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