mastache


a woman sporting a naturally-growing mustache. unless your really into that sort of thing, it is not attractive.
joel: denise, i don’t know how to tell you this, but your mastache needs to go. everyone sees it and well, it’s thicker than what i can grow. can’t you at least bleach it?
denise: shut up, joel! you love it. wanna mastache ride?
joel: you know i do!!!

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