mastarvation


when a person in unable to m-st-rb-t- for a long time (long depending on their usual masturbation habits). this may be because they have very little alone time or if they break their hand, hurt p-n-s, feel guilty ect.

a common cause of mastarvation is camping or staying in a hotel with other people.

the -j-c-l-t–n after mastarvation is euphoric.
bro! after camping for 2 weeks i was suffering serious mastarvation. when i got home i jumped straight onto p-rn and had a euphoric w-nk.
not being able to m-st-rb-t- usually to -j-c-l-t–n, such as being forced into a public situation for an extended amount of time, or not being allowed to by another person.
i’m saving my baby gravy up for a week for an epic load and have the worst case of mastarvation.

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