Masten
masten is an wonderful, intriguing creature. he is always eating shrimp but be careful, if he eats too many he will fall into a deep hibernation for days (like a bear!).
additional warning: he can get a whole lot more retarted.
(ho walks in room)
masten: b-tch get me a sandwich.
ho: uh.. ohkay.
masten: that’s what i thought!
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