master badtouch


an affectionate nickname for the character van grants from the ps2 video game tales of the abyss. was chosen due to the creepy pedophile aura surrounding him, and his very close and manipulative (but not canonically s-xual) relationship with the underaged hero, luke fon fabre.

in addition to touching little boys, master badtouch can also shoot lasers from his eyebrows.
beware, little boys – here comes master badtouch!

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