Master-Blasterbation
when a person m-st-rb-t-s while sh-tting at the same time. producing a large log (depending on diet) that is for appearance sake cream covered.
guy 1: sh-t son i just got done master-blasterbating, sh-t got a little freaky and messy!
guy 2: what the f-ck is master-blasterbation?
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