Master Chimp


one, who while playing halo 3 via xbox live, is so terrible in combat that they rely on throwing grenades randomly at their opponent, much like a chimp throwing feces. also have a tendency to jump around randomly in the air, much like a mad primate.

are often taken out with a good ol’ smack to the head.
oh man, that slayer match on sandtrap last night was so easy. there was this one master chimp i killed like 15 times!

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