master of bation
master of bation is a graduate degree in whacking it.
the ivy league for masters of bation are the wh-r-houses of nevada.
“did you hear bobbi got her master of bation?” asked betti.
“ooh cool!” squealed debbi. “what did she do for her exam?”
“she jacked off an entire football team, and then finished off with a handstand and a backspring,” said betti.
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