Master of Panic


someone who has to always be there in time or the world falls apart. quite a serious person who when late goes “hmmph hmmph”

you agree to meet him at 9:15…hes there at 4:15

also likes to wear shiny sport tops to show he is the master of panic.
“oh here comes the master of panic early as always”

“oh i agree there check out the shiny sport tops”

“oh sh-t im gonna be the only one there”

“no you wont because the master of panic is already there”

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