Master of Reality


kick -ss black sabbath alb-m!

featuring hits like sweet leaf, children of the grave, lord of this world, and into the void.
dun dun duh-duh-duh!
master of reality is the third alb-m by the hard rock band black sabbath.it was released in 1971. master of reality starts off with guitarist tony iommi taking a very large bong hit of marijuana and coughing in the song sweet leaf. the next song is a pro-christian song, which surprises many people, called after forever. the alb-m features 2 short opening peices to 2 of their songs, which the band seperated from the actual tracks to make the alb-m look like it had more songs, which they did many times. this alb-m is number 298 on rolling stone magazine’s list of the top 500 greatest alb-ms of all time.
lets go smoke some pot and listen to master of reality.
the best game on well of souls. you must defeat omega and get teh boom boom dollars from playing too much lingo.
master of reality is an awesome game, so you should donate $5 to grand master simmen stenil!!!
what some flabby loser probably proclaimed himself while living in his mom’s bas-m-nt until 35.
“i know all! for i am the master of reality! d-mn it, why isn’t aol connecting??”

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