Master of the House
a game developed in the late 19th century to separate the men from the boys; the wheat from the chaff. a group of virile youths compete in a large manor – the object of the compet-tion is too jerk off (to completion) in every room in the house (hallways and closets excluded). partic-p-nts must maintain eye contact with each other during each masturbatory round. the winner is exempt from being called f-ggot ever again. the losers are just f-cking gay.
dan broke eye contact with blake during the final stretch of the master of the house world cup, thereby disqualifying the f-ggot.
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