Master Piper


a man who is constantly layin’ pipe. this man does not discriminate against who he serves. he bones all women, fat, skinny, ugly, hot, black, white, doesnt matter as long as hes layin pipe one way or another. a master piper is like the highest belt degree in martial arts. it takes focus, determination, discipline, and a clear conscience to become one. once achieved, all will bow down.
hey, see that dude at the end of the bar? yeah, why? his names bart, he’s a legend. the dude takes home a new chick every single night, and that makes him the master piper around here.

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