Master System


(see sega master system).

the b-tch that started off the whole f-cking games console market seen today. without this then kids would have been bored as fuuuuuuck!
dude1: duuuude, i just got myself a handheld tetris game. i wish i could play this on my tv.
dude2: i got me a master system from sega. i have tetris for it. it f-cking owns your mam’s b-lls!
sega’s 8-bit compet-tor to the nes in the 80’s. got it’s -ss kicked in america, however it was quite successful elsewhere. in most cases cross-platform games looked better on the master system.
tectoy of brazil are still manufacturing officially licensed master systems to this day.

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