masterbanating
1) verb: to m-st-rb-t- using an emptied banana peel.
guy 1: “dude, we were eating lunch and tom started talking about masterbanating.”
guy 2: “that’s f-cked up.”
guy 1: “yeah, he said he microwaved it beforehand.”
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