Masterbathing
when you’re taking a bath, jacking off and then bathing in your own s-m-n.
“g-dd-mn it david, your masterbathing clogged the drain again!”
“yeah, kirk seems like a smart guy, but he’s just too busy masterbathing to actually teach us.”
masterbathing is more private and intimate than dunk-tank-w-nking.
the act of bathing thoroughly and for a lenghty period of time.
if you are in the shower for more than 45 minutes, you are masterbathing.
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