the art of dodging ones own s-m-n after completion
dude 1: dude i just totally did the masterbatrix
dude 2: whats that?
dude 1: where u dodge your own c-m
dude 2: and here i was taking it in the face all these years!
- scr*t*m bun
when the hair on the scr-t-m gets so long you can tie it in to a bun lisa: did you sleep with frank last night? anne: yes, and he really knows how to use his scr-t-m bun!
- mook out
to leave a party without saying “good-bye” or without any one knowing you left. once i heard that “b-tterfacejulie” was looking for me at the party i had to mook-out
- boof *ss
used to define someone who is really dumb or you think is dumb for something they do. you guys play csgo? y’all are a bunch of boof -ss bandwagons.
a woman who is so desireable you find yourself unable to focus on anything but her. any thoughts not concerning her “slip” from your mind wow, that is some really fine sliptail walking by right there
- hairy curtain
he act of having s-x though a beard. either the males if it is long enough to have sec through. or you have a third party dangle the beard in between while the act is commenced friend – how was the love making last night ? girl – we tried the hairy curtain, but his […]