masterbearding
1: the accomplishment of a beard that is not only large but perfectly maintained and styled
2: stroking you’re beard in public, when it is unacceptable to do the same with you’re p-n-s
m-st-rb-t–n wont make you’re palms hairy, but masterbearding might.
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