Masterbirginity
1. masturbation virginity. to have never m-st-rb-t-d. to have maintained a state of non-masturbation since birth. once one m-st-rb-t-s (for the 1st time), he/she is no longer a virgin of masturbating, and is said to have lost his/her masterbirginity. once one m-st-rb-t-s he/she will quickly become a master at it, thus it is spelled m-a-s-t-e-r (instead of m-a-s-t-u-r).
2. an alternate meaning and perhaps the more common understanding of masterbirginity has been -ssumed by the initial misunderstanding of the spelling of masterbirginity. before a live performance at an annual swedish heart health benefit in 2009, pop artist, damien adore and his then girlfriend, meagan toulouse, discussed masterbirginity during a band crush tm interview. his girlfriend thought that to lose one’s masterbirginity represented the first time one had s-x in a master-bed or the first time one experienced anything for the first time in a master-bed or master-bedroom. the interview clip is cut short before damien can finish telling a story about the 1st time he walked-in on his parents having s-x.
-son enters parent’s bedroom,
“hey dad do you know where i put the…”
-runs away while vomiting profusely.
older brother: “hahahaha lost that masterbirginity, lil squirt? how bad was it? were mom’s p–pb–bies flopping all over? what was the look on dad’s face? did you get a b-n-r?”
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