Masterbite
masterbite is where you suck your own d-ck for pleasure. some people may think its impossible but bendey people can.
oh my g-d i had a tight masterbite last night.
when a boy sucks his own d-ck, mainly becuse he cant get a girl to do it for him
wow that was a great masterbite i just had
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