Mastercrafted


when a person or persons get run over and or cut up by a boat while in a body of water.
d-ck: did you hear about john the other day?

jane: no i didn’t, what happened?

d-ck: he fell asleep on his water tube, and his -ss got mastercrafted!!!

jane: d-mn! what a dumb b-tch.

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