masternap


the act – either planned or unplanned – of falling to sleep after masturbating.
i was just going to rub one out, but i ended up masternapping for an hour.

bob’s been away from his wife for two days, so he went upstairs for a masternap.
where somebody goes and m-st-rb-t-s, then quickly falls asleep.
“gotta go masternap”

“-fap fap fap fap-

“zzzzzzzzzzzzz….”
when you m-st-rb-t- and the climax is forceful enough to knock one into slumber.

invented by jeremy from boise.
“dude, you look well rested.”

“ya, bro, that’s because i took a master nap after school today!”
when a male/female m-st-rb-t-s before bed, in an attempt to fall asleep during -rg-sm. masturbation + nap= maternap
timmy: jeez man you were out like a flash last night…?

billy: yeah bro, had a cheeky masternap and fell right asleep

timmy: aww man wtf thats sick

billy: dont lie….we have all done it

timmy: yeah….

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