when one smokes a joint,m-st-rb-t- then falls asleep. an forgets the location upon waking.
jerks of… who dat , who there!
someone who just can’t be roasted! mark parsons ward is so unroastable
- african conflict
an african conflict is when six people are in an orgy and one of them starts licking everybody’s toes one by one calling them pig holes did you just start an african conflict i love you boi in the hood
- gravitational masturbation
when u jerk off and jump repeatedly while screaming “im in sp-ceee” before c-mming all over the planets guy: dude i m-st-rb-t-d last night and it was one of those gravitational masturbation ones and i nutted all over the solar system dude: i nutted all over my neighbors roof last night and had to spend […]
- yah yet
it’s like yeet but cooler. it sounds more like a battle chant. i has high when i wrote this. “yah yet” “yeet*”…… “nah man yah yet is way cooler”
a guy that’s all about the memes. scratch that, he is the meme. an idiot in such a way that makes him seem witty when he’s really not. only makes jokes that makes sense when other people around him are funny cause he probably can’t hold a conversation for 2 minutes by himself. also, tends […]