Mastershitter


a person who p–perbates. the noun form of someone who m-st-rb-t-s while taking a dump. jerking and dumping simultaneously.
ramsey you mastersh-tter, are you p–perbating again?

i have mastered sh-tting and beating off at the same time.. i am now a mastersh-tter.

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