Masteusche
1. the having of pre-p-b-scent facial hair above the lip.
2. a human of the female variety with a hairy upper lip.
3. the act of being a complete and utter hairy douchebag.
4. the act of gluing your partner’s lips shut with your c-m.
ted:omg! todd,what the f-ck is that on mary’s face?
todd: i think it’s a d-mn masteusche!
grisly: “grow some b-lls and shave that masteusche, n-gg-r boy neal”
captain america: “wonder boy, the next time i see your mom, i’m going to masteusche her lips together.”
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