mastibate


to eat off one’s own genitalia or body in general.
derived from the seperate terms masticate and m-st-rb-t- (puerile synonymous usages notwithstanding). inspired by the s-xual fetish with partaking of a meal off another’s naked body. popularized in an episode of real s-x on hbo, as well as the surreal life on vh1.

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