masticate

to grind or chew. it sounds like m-st-rb-t- so dumb f-cks who are too lazy to figure out its real definition -ssume it means m-st-rb-t-. it’s a funny word and has power.
i masticated my food.
1. to chew (usually before swallowing or spitting)
2. sounds close to m-st-rb-t- (good for puns)
“i masticated over a hot plate for over an hour the other night.”

“woah thats impressive”

-spits out food-
to chew, or to (literally) move the jaw up and down in a chewing motion.

it can easily be mistaken for m-st-rb-t-. a very good word to play around with, it is; so much that i played around with a newspaper teacher’s mind by using it in a piece of writing.
you’re a masticator, aren’t you?
yes, you are, you bad, bad man.
you like to masticate meat.
just admit it, yeah, yeah.
main entry: mas·ti·cate
function: verb
inflected form(s): -cat·ed; -cat·ing
etymology: late latin masticatus, past participle of masticare, from greek mastichan to gnash the teeth; akin to greek masasthai to chew — more at mandible
date: 1649
transitive senses
1 : to grind or crush (food) with or as if with the teeth in preparation for swallowing : chew
2 : to soften or reduce to pulp by crushing or kneading
intransitive senses : chew
– mas·ti·ca·tion /”mas-t&-‘ka-sh&n/ noun
– mas·ti·ca·tor /’mas-t&-“ka-t&r/ noun
do you hob n-b while masticating your comestibles?
verb – a quick cover up in case the word “m-st-rb-t-” is spoken innappropriately or ill timed.
me hey, want to m-st-rb-t- with me?
her excuse me?
me i asked if you would like to masticate.
from the latin verb “masticare”; to chew as in food.
this is also a pun on the word m-st-rb-t-, which makes it a great conversation starter.
in our society, families gather around a table three times a day and masticate together.
1 : to grind or crush (food) with or as if with the teeth : chew
2 : to soften or reduce to pulp by crushing or kneading
why wouldnt you masticate in front of my mom

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