Mastodeuce


1. (n) a sample of human excrement which is so large in physical volume that a sense of alarm is immediately raised as it is commonly mistaken to be the size of the now extinct animal, elephas americ-n-s; colloquially referred to as the “mastodon”

2. (n) a sh-t so absolutely -n-s-tearingly huge that you’d f-cking think it’s a real life mastodon erupting from your r-ct-m.
bob: dude i just dropped a huge f-cking mastodeuce in my ex-girlfriend’s toilet and it won’t f-cking flush. lol!

jeff: nice f-cking work dude. you should blame it on her mom.

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