mastur cheef


a general dumb-ss who smokes cereal and “sucks at halo”.
however he has created his own language, known as cheef speak.
an example of this is: “why dun u smoek my poel?” or “i r coming 4 u tod lololololol”
not to be confused with internet speak

see also: arby n’ the chief
“y h-llo thar, i r mastur cheef! lolololol”

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