Masturage
when you die during a game in a pathetic way or lose something very important and get so angry that you m-st-rb-t- to calm down.
wires: agh! i f-cking hate that boss at the end of the game.
rev: dude, you need chill
wires: screw this i’m going to masturage.
the frustration you feel after being walked in on mid jerk.
my mom doesn’t know how to knock! i’m gonna have a masturage.
the frustration you feel after being walked in on mid masturbation. you don’t get caught but you’re still p-ssed as f-ck.
my mom doesn’t know how to knock! i’m gonna have a masturage!
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