masturbaceous


a female worthy of adding to one’s spank bank.
that b-tch is so maturbaceous.
1. relating to or having the qualities of the act of masturbation.

2. a misspelling of masturbacious or masturbalicious.
the patient had severe inflammation of the masturbaceous glands brought on by near-constant abuse, and was given an ointment.
adj. one who m-st-rb-t-s frequently
masturbaceous jim tanner ruined his mom’s copy of “good housekeeping” and consequently had to clean the gutters.

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