Masturbaids
an infection in a small cut or laceration on the hand due to unsanitary self love.
” see this little red patch on my hand, mate ? that’s masturbaids ! got it last night after a dirty w-nk.”
you blow your load into a cup and mix it with a kool-aid singles. masturbaid is the result.
“i’m thirsty, dude. go get your mom. i want her to suck my c-ck and make me some masturb-aid.”
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