masturbatable
when a person is attractive enough for another person to be able to m-st-rb-t- to them.
“that girl/guy is maturbatable because they are so attractive.”
worth considering while masturbating.
street: man who sit on toilet, high on pot.
wil: thats masturbatable.
when it is debatable whether or not you could m-st-rb-t- over the subject or not.
dame edna in a swimsuit: masturbatable.
dude 1: d-mn that chicks hot!
dude 2: thats my mum
dude 1: thats masturbatable
when someone is debatable to m-st-rb-t- to.
look at that girl over there, ya she is masturbatable
any items utilized in a person’s masturbation repertoire. items could include but are not limited to; p-rnographic materials, lubricants, d-ld-s, phalluses, inflatable partners, pocket p-ss-es, and lingerie catalogs.
i’m heading to the p-rn shop to pick up some masturbatables.
hey mister what kind of masturbatables you got? it’s been a while since i rubbed one out.
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