Masturbatastic


any material which is worth masturbating to may be referred to as masturbatastic. p-rnography, or anyone you would like to see featured in p-rnography is cl-ssed as masturbatastic. ‘w-nktastic’ is an acceptable variation.
1) this sh-t is masturbatastic.
2) your sister is masturbatastic.
a motion, action, or movement containing qualities or similarities to the act of masturbation or otherwise masturbative properties.
1. he moved his hand up and down rapidly in a masturbatastic motion.
2. she wiggled her fingers masturbatastically at me.

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