masturbateur
a person who gets off on themselves in an obnoxiously haughty manner. the cl-ssic snotty judgmental pr-ck who will inevitably be sitting at home alone masturbating because they have alienated lovers and friends alike with their arrogant personality.
miguel said he didn’t invite me to his art opening because it’s only for “real art aficionados.” what a f-ckin m-st-rb-t-ur.
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