Masturbatical
a rest from mastubating, often lasting from two months to a year… or as long as one can manage.
awkward coversation guy 1: man, my d-ck is sore from bating all week. it’s totally red and it even bleeds.
guy2: what the h-ll are you telling me that for? but go take a masturbatical or something.
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