masturbatinator
a robot sent from the future with really big padded, moist hands that has a w-nk-speed of 2000 jerks per second.
designed to give lonely people artificial love.
c-m with me if you are in the mood.
asta la pasta
i am the masturbatinator feel my finger!
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