Masturbatio
the act of giving oneself a bl-wj-b
dude, i got one of my ribs taken out so i could give myself masturbatio.
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one who gets the most exaggeratively m-st-rb-t-d on than anybody else in the local area or group.
guillermo: i got this! looks like your gonna get another lickin’ matt!
matt: aw, come on! why is it always me?
rissy: it’s because you’re the masturbatio!
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