masturbation rolodex
all of the people you would like to have (and/or have had)
s-x with, any of which can be selected to fantasize about while masturbating.
i picked maria from the masturbation rolodex last night
referring to the memory of any past s-xual experiences that are worthy of masturbating to at a future time.
or
discussing how a s-xual experience was so exceptional that it will be remembered fondly of and kept in the memory bank.
that girl was incredible. i’m going to have to store that away in my masturbation rolodex.
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