Masturbation Rotation
1. a mental list of people that make you want to touch your genitals until it is
time for a nap. subjects may be picked at random or fantasized about with
premeditation. the list varies in length and changes often with subjects often
being paired up with other list members… also see spank bank
1. your pretty face has earned you a reoccurring spot on my masturbation
rotation.
2. she is a b-tch but people on the masturbation rotation don’t talk.
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