Masturbation Station
1. a place where it is common to find a person hunched over masterbating.
2. any area with a quiet corner, preferably in a room with fewer than 7 people.
3. like a train station, except you m-st-rb-t- there.
the other day tom was walking down the street, and noticed an abandoned ice cream truck; there were only 2 hobos inside, so he crawled to the front seat and made it a mobile masturbation station!!
5 more definitions
a location or area in the home where someone most frequently m-st-rb-t-s. this is usually a chair in front of a home computer where internet p-rn can be accessed.
im feeling a little stressed.. i think i need 7 or 8 minutes alone at the masturbation station.
the box, drawer or other place you store all of the items you use to m-st-rb-t- including lotions, magazines, p-rn videos, d-ld-s, etc.
guy 1: his mom said we could come in here and get my video game.
guy 2: well lets get it and go.
guy 1: ewwww
guy 2: what?
guy 1: i found jeff’s masturbation station! it’s all sticky and sh-t!
guy 2: ahhh gross
a place where you come to m-st-rb-t- and m-st-rb-t- to come!
don: i went to the masturbation station last night!
rick: did you m-st-rb-t- to come?
don: of course! what else is there to do?
the state your in right before you spew s-m-n
me and my girlfriend were foolin around and her mom walked in just as i got to masturbation station
a euphamism for your hands.
dave has had his arms in casts for well over two months now. i wonder how he copes without being able to use his masturbation stations properly…
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