masturbational planning
when you can’t currently beat dat meat because you are with family or in cl-ss etc… and you plan a specific time to get fappy and fap.
“sh-t, i cant fap now, so i have masturbational planning to do at exactly 2:13, on monday, august 17, 2023…”
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