Masturbationalistic


the severe addiction to people who severely like to m-st-rb-t-.. alot.
gee, bob. you seem to like that masturbationalistic person thats masturbating on your couch.

yes jerad. i do enjoy watching that person, even though its a transvest-te

(smiles and waves at the cacmera)
this is a relation to the enzite comercials, but in no way copies them.

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