masturbatory accoutrements
a pretentious expression used to describe one’s personal collection of items used to enhance masturbation. (dirty magazines, d-ld-es, lubricant etc.)
a way of describing an unenthusiastic s-xual partner.
also can be used to describe how one felt during s-xual relations with an untalented or selfish partner.
once i’ve retrieved my collection of masturbatory accoutrements, i shall commence with the jerking of my j-zzer.
we were sleeping together, but she always just laid there. she was more like a masturbatory accoutrement than a f-ck buddy.
all he wanted to do was get off and then leave. for all the pleasure i got out of it, i felt more like a masturbatory accoutrement than someone who’d just gotten laid.
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