Masturblanket
the blanket that one uses to cover their p-n-s while masturbating. the blanket can be used as plausible deniability if someone walks into the vicinity.
jeff: aww man, my sister caught me w-nking in the bas-m-nt last sat-rday.
tony: that’s your fault bro, that almost happened to me but i covered it up with a masturblanket and made it look like i was just laying down watching tv.
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