Masturcate
masturbating while eating a meal. a combination of masturbating and chewing your food (masticating) at the same time.
i really wanted to pull my pud this morning before going to work but i’m short on time. do i skip breakfast or skip masturbating? maybe i’ll just masturcate?
to eat and m-st-rb-t- at the same time
since he was very busy, calvin would masturcate to save time
the act of masturbating as a subst-tute for medication. it’s the combination of m-st-rb-t- with medicate. masturcate.
rather than taking aspirin, joe masturcated to relief his headache.
the process of jerking off into a woman’s v-g-n- while halfway in; the act of masturbating while fornicating;
i masturcated that girl so hard last night..it was awesome.
the art of bending over and sucking your own p-n-s.
i got so desparete last night i had to masturcate!
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