Masturdbating
occurs when one m-st-rb-t-s whilst taking a m-ssive sh-t, dump, or if you have a code brown.
“yo anita dump, do you hear the faint rhythmic slapping noise coming from the bathroom?”
“yeah hugh j-n-s, i was wondering what that noise was…”
–fart-plop-p–pnoises–
“ugh, i think johnson is mast-rdbating again…”
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