masturdouche
a slang word for a male getting rid of his ‘c-m’ after mastubation.
general methods:
1: a tissue ( usually put in toilet )
3: some old gruds or boxers.
4: flushing it down the drain of the shower
thomas: hey bro guess what i got my foot stuck on the shower floor this morning!!!!!!!!
masterdoucher: umm.. that was probly my c-m after my m-st-rb-t-… i mast-rdouched…
thomas: – scrubs foot madly, then wipes foot on mast-rdouchers sweatshirt –
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