Masturgitate
mas-ter-ji-teyt verb, -tat·ed, -tat·ing.
to stimulate the genital organs of (oneself or another) while vomiting.
a combination of the words m-st-rb-t- and regurgitate.
two guys in a thread where the op was a photoshopped picture of harry truman’s face on tia carrere’s nude body from the 2003 playboy centerfold spread.
#1: is there a word for fapping while vomitting?
#2: masturgitate?
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